savingpeoplehunting-things:

tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

insertfandomnamehere:

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

legit naming my child lucifer.

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

weloveshortvideos:

If Social Networks were a person.

Vine by Cameron Goldsworthy

no1twerkslikegaston:

elsassassyeyebrow:

shwagerr:

holy shit

That’s some real life shit right there

this is just wow

(Source: bythepowercosmic)

littleoakfairy:

My sister told me that when she was little and saw white people in make up commercials and never black people, she thought it was just because white people were ugly and black people were beautiful and didn’t need make up

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

(Source: neaterwhiskey)

phantasmag0riia:

invulponysave:

lumpyspacelion:

Brb moving to Giethoorn

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

is this The Shire?

kidhiu:

westcoast-mermaid:

NO THIS CAN NOT BE FOR REAL

NO

kidhiu:

westcoast-mermaid:

NO THIS CAN NOT BE FOR REAL

NO

(Source: alliswall-wallpaper)

deathbycas:

dingle-dangle:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".